Hit the Buttttoooonnnnnnn!

As I'm sitting in my car waiting for the light to turn green I glance to the right and see this guy running in place, thinking nothing about other than I should be out there running instead of running my car to BK. While he is running in place burning a hole to China through the concrete he's vigorously pounding on the chrome button to get the light to turn so he can walk/run to the other side. You think he would hit it once, no, he pounds that thing at least 50 times. Now logic should click in at some time and you would think "if I pound the shit out of this button 50 times it may make the light change 50 times faster"! Well, jogger dude if you're out there, it does not work that way. When you actually hit it the first time "they" know your there! Ever witness this spastic activity outside of an elevator, like the elevator will speed up and get right to you? It's quite funny, and leads me to think about other places I could use this logic if it actually works. I think I'll give it a go at the cash machine, try hitting the deposit a few thousand times or maybe put my 65 cents in a pop machine and keep hitting the button, just maybe a 6 pack will pop out. I will show them! I'm off to watch MNF.