First off I am just like many guys out there, a nice looking lady in a bikini will turn my head but what I have seen in the last week has turned my stomach a bit more than my head. Here's how the story goes.......
I travel the same way to work 99% of the time and along my way I pass 7 stand alone coffee stands. Pretty much the same volume in each of the drive thru's, it's predictable. There is one stand that has always, at least when I go by, to have more customers cued up waiting for that special pick me up latte. This stand has been around awhile and in the last year moved a few blocks south to a brand new stand, still the customers are loyal and cue up instead of going to any of the other 3 that are within a block of this place. This place is the home of the Zipperdoodle, whatever the heck that is. Anyways back to my path, recently a Perky's in this area was changed to a Cowgirls Coffee and the transformation began to happen. The building was repainted and might be a cow now? The windows that seemed to perform just fine before are now accompanied on each side vertical windows that give full shot of the barista. Last but not least, the barista's are wearing some type of costume, not sure if it is a bikini or a "gettyup", regardless it shows a lot of skin.
Now the stage is set, day one Monday comes along and I go my usual way and my curiosity is at great peak now, drive by the Zipperdoodle and only one car sitting there at the window. My thought is boy really slow today or hmm....wonder if that Cowgirls has anything to do with this? Within a minute I have my answer. Cowgirls has 6 cars, 3 on each side. Not even room to get any cars in line without their tail hanging out in the road. Each through Thursday, same story.
So thoughts go through my head, what a genius way to make a lot of mooola. Then all of a sudden my stomach did not feel right. Two major problems with me. 1. Being the loyalty to the other stand, I really have a problem with people that switch over because of some skin and/or cheap thrill getting their coffee. I mean come on, do you really think the coffee taste that much better? 2. I have a daughter that will be 19 soon and I can guess that is in the range of girls that work at Cowgirls and some of these other bikini baristas. You know there is a bunch of old men, and I mean old as in the 25-60 year range that now have become Cowgirl Coffee fans! Getting their morning jollies off a teenage girl in a skimpy outfit. This is what makes my stomach turn.
Maybe the girls will get a ton of the old man money and put themselves through college or save up for a nice house. Something to show for laying your goods out for the public to google at. Old men with your tongues out should really take a look at what your supporting.
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