Thursday, June 26, 2008

Towelology

Toilet paper: Makes sense, sits on a roll next to the toilet.

Tissue: Seems like it would be called nose tissue, sniffle tissue, snot tissue, zit fix tissue? Isn't there another tissue paper that you put in those gift bags?

Paper Towels: Seems like they would be called clean up a mess towels, substitute napkins, substitute coasters?

Shop Towels: Can I use them in the garage or outside of a shop?

Napkins: Can we also call them lapkins? or facekins?

I must be tired, goodnight.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

your tissue-issue caught my eye actually - so many irratating lttle tissues, here there and everywhere.
washed it in my pocket tissue
stuck on my shoe tissue
bought a used coat and don't want to touch it tissue
all those little pieces in the dryer tissue - how does it change into such little hard little balls when heated tissues.
what does tissue mean anyway :)