Begging Someone to Steal

While visiting the local Starbucks this morning this lady was begging someone to steal! What a moron.....here's the story.

Entering the door to our morning triage, we notice to the right in the comfy chairs one is swallowing a big purse with lots of good stuff hanging out. There is no owner in sight. As we approach the counter there's a lady that has got to be the owner, she is ordering her coffee and throwing a few gossips in there. As I'm thinking what a moron, I look over to the left at the "fixins" station and there's a cell phone and wallet unoccupied. I'm standing there thinking this lady is really oblivious to the cruel real world. Sure enough that is her pile of valuables. She picks em up and proceeds to the comfy chairs, yep, that big purse is hers as well.

If by chance lady you read my blog, this Schrammy is for you (local award that a local personality awards). I sure better not hear a complaint when someone steals your stuff, the world is just not that kind.