First off, if this is Julie reading it, this does not apply to you :)
Who made the rule that men have to put the toilet seat down? It's just rude for ladies to not put the seat up for us men! I don't want to touch that dirty old seat more than anyone else does. I know some guys that just gave up and sit and do their thing, that is just one too many squats for me. Are these the same people that made up the rules that females get cheaper auto insurance?
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There should be a compromise. BOTH males and females should have to put the toilet seat down. No one likes to look in a toilet, so just like men should put down the toilet seat, women should have to put down the top of the toilet seat. As for auto insurance rates, yeah women supposedly drive "safer," but what about stupidity. I'm a female and I've seen more idiot female drivers then male.
Okay, this is my area of pet pieves! First off, when a man has to lift up both the lid and the seat, he does not touch the top of the seat where the women generally sits (hopefully). He touches the bottom of the seat. You know the part that some males spray up on when they are standing at a great distance to pee into the bowl! Just as when you put the seat and lid back down, the bottom is touched once again! So if men are going to pee all over their area and we don't (at least us youger females that can make it into the bowl and wipe properly), why should we have to touch it all? Our toilet rule is ALL lids down! I'm sorry but like I want to look into the bowl at all! I just looks nicer having the lid down. Plus, some people have pets that drink out of the toilet and then lick you afterward! That is just disgussing!!! Might I also add, when you have to throw up, DO NOT LIFT BOTH THE LID AND SEAT to do it. Touching the rim where who knows what is on it, that just makes me cringe! I know some of you are out there!!!
Oh so many things to respond to it's just like a candy store.
First, the lid is useless, 99% of humans don't put the lid down. Do they have lids in public bathrooms? Nope, why, because people don't use them.
Second, I don't spray because I'm short and the water is cold :)
Third, puking is all lids up! and when I'm heading for the toilet to puke I don't care what I'm touching just watch out. Believe me if you miss the toilet because your trying to get that damn lid up the floor can get quite slippery.
Fourth, I never admit I'm wrong (I know I sound like Bonnie :) )
Yep, we're related.
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